How long has it been?

TOO LONG!!!!

Well it started out as an annoying hacker stealing my old Hotmail account (which is what I used to log into this account with) and then it escalated to having to recover what the turd burglars managed to wrangle from me and do damage control, which lead to me hating on the internet for quite some time and trying to get my head back into work mode.  Certain things went neglected like my Vox blog (which I have been missin' something terrible)

Lessee...
How to catch my friends up:

• The Cookbook I shot for came out and is on the New York Times Best Selling list and was #1 on Amazon.com for cookbooks for a spell.
• I traveled from Seattle to Jacksonville and then back to Seattle... by car
• I survived Walking Pneumonia to end up in surgery for something completely different
  
• I have undergone surgery for tumors in my girl junk (still awaiting tests and crap)
• I have become the singer in a Rock Band band called Funkee & the People (as in Rock Band the game... no one would want to buy a record made with my sorry ass singing... besides my nickname would be Mumblina)
• Upgraded my entire computer system to Mac (mmmm Macilicious)
• Got assaulted by a Road Raging Truck Driver who promptly went to jail for said assault (btw he was raging because he made an illegal turn and ran me and another lady off the road and up on the sidewalk... yet came out all pissed off... dick)
• Got asked to speak on a Panel for the PDN Photoplus Expo in NYC in October
• Getting ready to launch a new food blog (better than the other ones I dabbled with) called nommynom.com
  
• Celebrating life in general

But with all that said...
it feels good to be back here.
I've missed it.

And anyone wishing to catch up with me... pop me a private message and I'll give you some alternate venues to keep in touch :)