Like a Two Dolla Whore...

That is how bad I suck!!!!!

I know I have kept you all hanging and waiting for the final installment of the Poop Story.
I have a draft copy of it all private-like, I just have to give it a glance over to make sure I do not sound like a total retard once it goes live... you know with my impeccable grammar and spelling. *cough*

After the Poop Story goes live, I will share with you some of the very good and some of the very bad that has kept me so wrapped up and busy, and leaving you all hanging like.... well, dingleberries on the buttocks of my story.

But if you are all dingleberries then I guess I am gonna have to come out of the dingleberry loving closet and exclaim to the world that I love dingleberries and I suck like a two dolla whore.

So please accept my apologies, and know that I will be swinging it back in gear and making more time to vent and blather on about things like Poop and Crotches and Cookies.  Thanks for hanging in there with me you deliciously wonderful Dingleberries, you.